1 00:00:00,965 --> 00:00:03,773 Shlub: First full day as king. 2 00:00:03,774 --> 00:00:06,747 Now, what's on the docket, some fun king stuff? 3 00:00:06,748 --> 00:00:09,150 Scott: You've got a meeting with Simon the Architect 4 00:00:09,151 --> 00:00:10,522 about infrastructure. 5 00:00:10,523 --> 00:00:12,290 Shlub: Well, tell him to do a bunch more infrastructure. 6 00:00:12,291 --> 00:00:14,361 Wait. Less. That should keep him busy. 7 00:00:14,495 --> 00:00:15,545 Mm. Ugh. 8 00:00:15,546 --> 00:00:17,367 Whoever made these sandwiches should be killed. 9 00:00:17,368 --> 00:00:18,604 Scott: Kill the sandwich guy! 10 00:00:18,605 --> 00:00:19,740 Shlub: Wait! Wait! 11 00:00:19,741 --> 00:00:21,241 Don't actually kill the sandwich guy. 12 00:00:21,242 --> 00:00:23,112 Scott: But everything you say is an order now. 13 00:00:23,113 --> 00:00:24,373 Shlub: You're kidding me. 14 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:25,719 So if I say, 15 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,454 "That vegetable guy looks like he could use a good spanking," 16 00:00:27,455 --> 00:00:28,923 you would take that seriously? 17 00:00:28,924 --> 00:00:30,293 Scott: Yes. You're the king. 18 00:00:30,294 --> 00:00:32,163 Shlub: Scott, you're going to have to develop a sense 19 00:00:32,164 --> 00:00:34,669 of when I mean something and when I don't. 20 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:35,938 Use common sense. 21 00:00:36,038 --> 00:00:38,088 Just don't act upon the obviously funny 22 00:00:38,143 --> 00:00:39,646 or whimsical things I say. 23 00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:42,283 Scott: But is that one of the orders I'm supposed to ignore? 24 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:43,521 Shlub: Of course not! 25 00:00:43,588 --> 00:00:45,825 Don't ignore the order to use common sense. 26 00:00:45,925 --> 00:00:47,662 That is a legitimate order. 27 00:00:47,663 --> 00:00:49,164 Just whenever I say something, 28 00:00:49,165 --> 00:00:51,503 immediately decide whether I'm joking or not. 29 00:00:51,504 --> 00:00:53,339 Scott: Could you just not joke around? 30 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:56,212 Shlub: Absolutely not, but- and this is the tricky part- 31 00:00:56,213 --> 00:00:58,618 sometimes as part of the joke, I might say 32 00:00:58,751 --> 00:01:01,323 I really mean something but not really mean it, 33 00:01:01,423 --> 00:01:04,195 like, "I could eat a horse, and I mean it." 34 00:01:04,196 --> 00:01:06,064 Scott: OK, so sometimes you will say 35 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:08,804 you really mean something, but you don't. 36 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,173 Shlub: Exactly, 37 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:12,176 but this, of course, is not one of those times, 38 00:01:12,177 --> 00:01:14,683 and I do mean that, and I mean this. 39 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:15,918 Scott: OK, gang. 40 00:01:15,985 --> 00:01:18,323 I've got our orders, but listen closely 41 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:21,831 cuz this is a real mind-bender. 42 00:01:21,898 --> 00:01:32,585 ? 43 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:34,321 Men: ? Uh! ? 44 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:37,763 ? 45 00:01:37,863 --> 00:01:40,201 ? Uh! Uh! ? 46 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:44,843 ? Uh, uh, uh, whoo! ? 47 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:49,687 Tyrannis: I'll admit, at first, I was sad I'm not king anymore, 48 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,020 but that's all behind me. 49 00:01:51,021 --> 00:01:52,390 I've moved out of the palace 50 00:01:52,391 --> 00:01:54,529 and embraced the simple life of a free man. 51 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:57,100 Hippocampus: That's the kind of thing sad, divorced guys say. 52 00:01:57,101 --> 00:01:59,091 Tyrannis: Well, I am divorced in a way- 53 00:01:59,172 --> 00:02:01,577 divorced from responsibility, 54 00:02:01,677 --> 00:02:03,514 and like many a divorc� before me- 55 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:05,416 Stupendous: Oh, no. Are you living on a boat? 56 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,489 Tyrannis: I'm living on a boat. Welcome to Ty's Folly. 57 00:02:08,557 --> 00:02:10,427 I put the name right here on the back. 58 00:02:10,428 --> 00:02:12,129 Hippocampus: It's just a picture of you 59 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:13,266 and a picture of a boat. 60 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,468 Tyrannis: How would you spell "folly"? 61 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:16,139 So be honest. What do you think? 62 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:18,276 Stupendous: It's...nice. 63 00:02:18,277 --> 00:02:19,411 Hippocampus: Yeah. Cozy. 64 00:02:19,412 --> 00:02:20,548 Tyrannis: OK. Stop. 65 00:02:20,549 --> 00:02:22,050 It's insulting that you feel the need 66 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:23,252 to tiptoe around my feelings. 67 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:24,453 Hippocampus: Thank god. 68 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:26,058 Politeness was never gonna work for me. 69 00:02:26,059 --> 00:02:27,695 Tyrannis: Which is fine. I'm New Ty now. 70 00:02:27,696 --> 00:02:30,826 I have shed my unhealthy need to win approval or feel special, 71 00:02:30,835 --> 00:02:32,772 so insult my boat if you want. 72 00:02:32,906 --> 00:02:34,108 I know it's a dump. 73 00:02:34,109 --> 00:02:35,811 Stupendous: So, Dad, now that you're king, 74 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:38,751 we gonna have some fun together, maybe do some invading? 75 00:02:38,752 --> 00:02:39,818 Shlub: What do you mean? 76 00:02:39,819 --> 00:02:41,019 Stupendous: You and me, 77 00:02:41,022 --> 00:02:42,124 Shlub and Stupe, 78 00:02:42,224 --> 00:02:44,228 conquering territory, kicking ass. 79 00:02:44,362 --> 00:02:46,767 Could be fun, right? Ty never let me do that. 80 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,273 Tyrannis: Dad, king to king, 81 00:02:48,274 --> 00:02:49,839 I would advise you not to let her do any conquering. 82 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,176 She goes too hard. 83 00:02:51,177 --> 00:02:53,546 She'll get herself hurt, and you need her on defense. 84 00:02:53,547 --> 00:02:55,583 Stupendous: Ah, don't listen to him. He's no fun. 85 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,153 Tyrannis: And, Stupe, may I remind you, 86 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:58,556 this is Dad we're talking about- 87 00:02:58,557 --> 00:03:00,192 not someone you'd want to follow into battle. 88 00:03:00,193 --> 00:03:02,431 Dad, are you going to do that all day? 89 00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:03,912 Shlub: Just so we're clear, 90 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:05,751 you're the weirdos for watching, 91 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,874 and, Stupendous, to answer your question, 92 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:09,077 no pointless conquering. 93 00:03:09,078 --> 00:03:10,180 Stupendous: Damn. 94 00:03:10,181 --> 00:03:11,348 Shlub: You seem to have forgotten, 95 00:03:11,349 --> 00:03:12,819 I'm the fun-loving king. 96 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:15,256 I have no intention of invading anything non-consensually, 97 00:03:15,257 --> 00:03:16,660 including other kingdoms. 98 00:03:16,661 --> 00:03:17,961 Now, if you'll excuse me, 99 00:03:17,962 --> 00:03:20,467 as my first kingly act, I'm going on a boba run. 100 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,004 Stupendous: What is boba? 101 00:03:22,104 --> 00:03:25,234 Shlub: The sweetest, juiciest, chewiest drink I've ever had. 102 00:03:25,235 --> 00:03:27,347 They only make it in the Kingdom of Boba, 103 00:03:27,348 --> 00:03:28,618 and I'm obsessed with it. 104 00:03:28,685 --> 00:03:30,922 It's been on my mind ever since someone here 105 00:03:31,022 --> 00:03:32,290 said the word "boba." 106 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:34,061 Stupendous: That was you. You said that word. 107 00:03:34,062 --> 00:03:35,731 Shlub: Well, then it's been on my mind since I said "boba." 108 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:38,637 I am allowed to put thoughts in my own head. 109 00:03:40,373 --> 00:03:42,812 [Waves lapping] 110 00:03:44,883 --> 00:03:46,419 Broseidon: Whooooo! 111 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,423 Hell yeah! Never gets old! 112 00:03:48,524 --> 00:03:51,234 Tyrannis: Broseidon, did you just pop out of a whale? 113 00:03:51,235 --> 00:03:53,232 Broseidon: It's called "shooting the hole," 114 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,103 and Broseidon invented it. 115 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,639 Heard you got a houseboat, by the way. 116 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,141 Tyrannis: You like houseboats? 117 00:03:58,142 --> 00:04:01,750 Broseidon: Psshhh. Like 'em? I am the god of houseboats. 118 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,821 Where my boatheads at? 119 00:04:03,921 --> 00:04:05,257 Man: Yeah! Heck yeah, man! 120 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,727 Woman: Yeah! 121 00:04:06,728 --> 00:04:08,395 Broseidon: Changes in latitude, changes in attitude. 122 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:09,566 You feel me? 123 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:11,301 Anyway, since I am the god of houseboats, 124 00:04:11,302 --> 00:04:12,771 gonna need a monthly offering. 125 00:04:12,772 --> 00:04:14,776 Tyrannis: Offering? What a racket. 126 00:04:14,843 --> 00:04:16,045 Broseidon: Whoa! 127 00:04:16,046 --> 00:04:17,882 Broseidon does not appreciate that vibe! 128 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,484 Tyrannis: Well, it needs to be said. 129 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:20,755 Broseidon: All right. 130 00:04:20,756 --> 00:04:22,490 Well, you don't wanna pay, you don't have to pay. 131 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:23,594 Tyrannis: Really? 132 00:04:23,595 --> 00:04:24,729 Broseidon: Sure. 133 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:26,660 Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask you, 134 00:04:26,661 --> 00:04:28,435 you know that you're a demigod, right? 135 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,940 Tyrannis: Well, yes, in that I'm the son of a goddess. 136 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:32,978 Broseidon: So what's your demigod power? 137 00:04:32,979 --> 00:04:34,181 Tyrannis: Excuse me? 138 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:36,017 Broseidon: Every demigod gets a special power. 139 00:04:36,018 --> 00:04:38,389 What, you didn't get one at your demigod ceremony? 140 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:39,892 Tyrannis: My demigod ceremony? 141 00:04:39,893 --> 00:04:41,062 Broseidon: Uh, yeah, 142 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:44,067 the ritual where gods bestow special powers on demigods. 143 00:04:44,068 --> 00:04:45,804 Wait, wait, wait. Did your mom not get you one? 144 00:04:45,805 --> 00:04:47,915 Tyrannis: No, my mother did not get me one. 145 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:49,477 Broseidon: If you haven't had the ceremony, 146 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:52,752 you're not a full demigod. 147 00:04:52,753 --> 00:04:54,688 Tyrannis: When were you going to tell me 148 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:56,069 about my demigod ceremony? 149 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,209 Deliria: Your what? 150 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:58,663 Tyrannis: My demigod ceremony, 151 00:04:58,664 --> 00:04:59,998 where demigods are awarded their special power. 152 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,379 Deliria: Who told you that? 153 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:02,638 Tyrannis: Broseidon, and then he went back 154 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,407 into a whale's blowhole, and it was sick! 155 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:05,643 Deliria: Why are you suddenly concerned 156 00:05:05,644 --> 00:05:07,181 with having a special power? 157 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,950 I thought you were happy not being special. 158 00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:10,954 Tyrannis: I am perfectly happy not being special. 159 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:12,490 Hippocampus: Sounds like you want to be special. 160 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:14,026 Tyrannis: I don't, but if I'm destined 161 00:05:14,027 --> 00:05:15,530 to have a special power, I should damn well have it. 162 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:17,401 I demand you take me to Mount Olympus 163 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:18,994 and get me my demigod ceremony! 164 00:05:18,995 --> 00:05:20,306 Deliria: Oh, you demand it. 165 00:05:20,307 --> 00:05:21,937 Well, I suppose I have no choice. 166 00:05:21,938 --> 00:05:23,044 Tyrannis: You don't. 167 00:05:23,045 --> 00:05:24,347 Hippo, you're coming with me 168 00:05:24,348 --> 00:05:25,517 to make sure she doesn't change her mind. 169 00:05:25,518 --> 00:05:27,689 Super cool demigod exit! 170 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:28,757 Ooh! Oh! 171 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:30,761 You need to wax those floors. 172 00:05:30,861 --> 00:05:33,133 Shlub: ? I'm flying to my boba ? 173 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,170 ? To get my boba treat ? 174 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:37,207 ? I really love my boba ? 175 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:39,178 ? No need to be discreet ? 176 00:05:39,278 --> 00:05:41,182 ? It's juicy, and it's chewy ? 177 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:43,353 ? Two different foods in one ? 178 00:05:43,354 --> 00:05:44,988 ? The juice runs down my throat ? 179 00:05:44,989 --> 00:05:47,895 ? While the balls dance on my tongue! ? 180 00:05:48,029 --> 00:05:49,098 I'll have one- 181 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,399 Sludge Monster: No bobas for you! 182 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,935 Shlub: Oh, hello, Frankensludge. 183 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:55,544 Sludge Monster: Shlub. How opposite of nice to see you. 184 00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:57,949 You never thanked me for your wedding gift! 185 00:05:58,015 --> 00:06:00,688 Shlub: Oh, I didn't thank anyone for wedding gifts. 186 00:06:00,689 --> 00:06:03,726 I'm not a thankful person. That's arguably my entire brand. 187 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:05,295 Sludge Monster: Monster code number one- 188 00:06:05,296 --> 00:06:07,835 "Monster get gift, monster give thanks." 189 00:06:07,836 --> 00:06:09,972 Shlub: I'm supposed to thank you because of a rule? 190 00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:11,843 That makes it completely pointless. 191 00:06:11,844 --> 00:06:13,680 Sludge Monster: You always do this, Shlub. 192 00:06:13,681 --> 00:06:16,587 You only care about yourself, and no one calls you on it. 193 00:06:16,653 --> 00:06:18,591 Well, it's payback time. 194 00:06:18,691 --> 00:06:22,498 By my orders, no one in this entire kingdom 195 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:25,169 will serve you a boba. 196 00:06:25,269 --> 00:06:26,540 Shlub: What? 197 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:27,942 Sludge Monster: That's right, I'm the king here, 198 00:06:27,943 --> 00:06:29,678 and I became king for one purpose- 199 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:32,818 to make sure you never taste the sweet, chewy refreshment 200 00:06:32,918 --> 00:06:36,158 of a boba for as long as you live. 201 00:06:36,159 --> 00:06:38,462 Shlub: You went to all that trouble of becoming king 202 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:39,513 just to punish me? 203 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:40,834 Sludge Monster: Yeah. 204 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:42,504 Monster code number six clearly states, 205 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:44,775 "Monster allowed to go too far if monster want." 206 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:46,880 Shlub: Just give me that! 207 00:06:46,881 --> 00:06:48,549 Sludge Monster: If you want that boba, 208 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,420 you gotta go through my whole army. 209 00:06:50,421 --> 00:06:52,223 You'd have to conquer this whole continent 210 00:06:52,224 --> 00:06:54,763 to taste and chew one of these. 211 00:06:54,863 --> 00:06:57,033 [Slurping] 212 00:06:59,305 --> 00:07:01,475 [Slurping continues] 213 00:07:02,612 --> 00:07:03,981 [Slurping continues] 214 00:07:04,081 --> 00:07:07,220 Shlub: Stop that! Stop slurping victoriously! 215 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,793 Stupendous, I've changed my mind. 216 00:07:09,927 --> 00:07:12,197 Get your army together. We're invading Boba. 217 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,601 Stupendous: You decided you wanted to spend time with me? 218 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,307 Shlub: Yes. I decided I want to spend time with you, 219 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:19,178 and that's why we're going to war. 220 00:07:19,278 --> 00:07:21,215 Both: Invasion buddies! 221 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:26,125 Shlub: Look at this! What an invasion force! 222 00:07:26,126 --> 00:07:28,563 Stupendous: Right? You wanna go rally the troops? 223 00:07:28,564 --> 00:07:30,434 Shlub: Sure. Uh, how does one do that? 224 00:07:30,435 --> 00:07:31,836 Stupendous: It's pretty standard. 225 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:33,372 You ride back and forth in front of them 226 00:07:33,373 --> 00:07:34,842 like your horse is raring to go, 227 00:07:34,843 --> 00:07:36,714 and you just say "freedom" a lot. 228 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:38,249 Shlub: Piece of cake. 229 00:07:38,383 --> 00:07:39,719 My loyal subjects, 230 00:07:39,852 --> 00:07:42,692 soon we will meet our enemies on the field of battle, 231 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:46,065 but I prefer to call it a field of freedom! 232 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,802 [Cheering] 233 00:07:47,803 --> 00:07:49,470 Shlub: The fighting will be brutal, 234 00:07:49,471 --> 00:07:52,210 and many of you will die... for freedom! 235 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:54,181 [Cheering] 236 00:07:54,247 --> 00:07:57,589 Shlub: Freedom is what gives us the freedom to be free, 237 00:07:57,756 --> 00:08:01,295 and I don't know about you, but I would rather die right now 238 00:08:01,396 --> 00:08:03,968 than live another day not freedoming! 239 00:08:04,101 --> 00:08:05,738 [Cheering] 240 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:09,111 Stupendous: That was so moving. 241 00:08:09,112 --> 00:08:11,448 Broseidon: All right. Listen, Ty-bo. 242 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,318 You got a lot to learn before the ceremony. 243 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:16,092 It is gonna be intense training, starting tomorrow. 244 00:08:16,093 --> 00:08:17,728 Tyrannis: What sort of training? 245 00:08:17,729 --> 00:08:19,363 Broseidon: Lotta physical stuff, some feats of strength, 246 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:22,204 and you gotta recite a whole thing in the ancient tongue. 247 00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:23,873 Tyrannis: The ancient tongue? 248 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,777 My mother never even told me there was an ancient tongue. 249 00:08:25,778 --> 00:08:28,584 Broseidon: Oh, yeah. It is a super powerful language. 250 00:08:28,684 --> 00:08:30,354 It's based on inflections. 251 00:08:30,454 --> 00:08:33,426 Like-like, there's this one word "ee-EE-ee" 252 00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:34,929 which means horse, 253 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:38,336 but if you say it like "EE-ee-EE," 254 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:40,473 it could also mean eyebrows, 255 00:08:40,574 --> 00:08:42,310 or if you say it a different way, 256 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:43,670 it just blows up the Earth. 257 00:08:43,748 --> 00:08:45,017 Tyrannis: So cool. 258 00:08:45,018 --> 00:08:46,852 Broseidon: We'll be working on all that stuff, 259 00:08:46,853 --> 00:08:48,923 and you get to stay here while Ty completes his training. 260 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:51,696 Deliria, you recognize your old bedroom, right? 261 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:55,971 All right. Well, iyaaaaaaaam. 262 00:08:56,071 --> 00:08:59,913 That means hello, good-bye, and it dries up rivers. 263 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,916 Hippocampus: Mom, you used to live here? 264 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,619 Deliria: Yes. This was my apartment. 265 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:04,790 I do miss the amenities. 266 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:06,525 Hippocampus: Is your bed a cloud? 267 00:09:06,526 --> 00:09:08,295 Deliria: Best night of sleep you'll ever have. 268 00:09:08,296 --> 00:09:09,556 Hippocampus: Well, crap. 269 00:09:09,566 --> 00:09:11,435 A fish could get used to this place. 270 00:09:11,436 --> 00:09:12,504 [Chime] 271 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:13,555 What just happened? 272 00:09:13,556 --> 00:09:15,142 Deliria: Oh, that chair transforms 273 00:09:15,143 --> 00:09:17,179 into whatever kind of chair best fits the moment. 274 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,415 Tyrannis: I want to do it! 275 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:19,553 [Chime] 276 00:09:19,554 --> 00:09:21,054 I'm a toddler? Is that the message here? 277 00:09:21,055 --> 00:09:22,857 Hippocampus: What the heck does this do? 278 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:26,700 Deliria: It dispenses ambrosia, the food of the gods. 279 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,238 Hippocampus: Oh, my god, Ty. 280 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:31,742 Deliria: Yes. It causes a feeling similar to sex, 281 00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:34,114 but magnified by a thousand. 282 00:09:35,752 --> 00:09:36,892 Tyrannis: [Shudders] 283 00:09:36,893 --> 00:09:38,288 Hippocampus: I'm never leaving here. 284 00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:39,559 I'm dying here. 285 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,461 Mom, you had all this, and then you lost it? 286 00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:42,731 I'm seeing you in a whole new light. 287 00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,167 You're a tragic figure! 288 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,571 Deliria: Oh, shut up. 289 00:09:45,572 --> 00:09:46,739 Tyrannis: You know, demigods do sometimes 290 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:47,974 get elevated to full gods. 291 00:09:47,975 --> 00:09:49,778 Maybe one day, I'll be an Olympian, 292 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:51,082 and you could come visit. 293 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:53,687 Deliria: Oh, could I? How magnanimous of you. 294 00:09:53,688 --> 00:09:55,724 Tyrannis: I'm sorry if the thought of us being equals 295 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:56,793 drives you crazy. 296 00:09:56,794 --> 00:09:58,328 Deliria: What drives me crazy is that 297 00:09:58,329 --> 00:09:59,965 you would want to hang out with these people 298 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,367 after all that I've told you about them. 299 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,438 Tyrannis, "These people" seem pretty decent to me. 300 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,810 Now, if you'll excuse me, 301 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:07,247 I have to go and learn an ancient language. 302 00:10:07,313 --> 00:10:10,286 Iyaaaaaaam. 303 00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:12,525 Stupendous: Uhh...huh! 304 00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:15,430 Ugh! Hwah! Hah! 305 00:10:15,564 --> 00:10:16,900 Newsie: Extra, extra! 306 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,505 Krapoplian army wins huge battle! 307 00:10:19,606 --> 00:10:21,308 Takes Plopopolis! 308 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,514 Krapopolis defeats Blibbity City! 309 00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:25,116 Cackletown! Littleopolis! 310 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:28,322 "Some city names totally made up," study says. 311 00:10:28,422 --> 00:10:31,529 Father, daughter really bond on killing spree! 312 00:10:31,629 --> 00:10:33,266 Stupendous: Haagh...ooh! 313 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,337 Uh! Ooh! Ooh! 314 00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:37,742 Hey, Dad, Dad! Look! Dad! 315 00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:39,952 Watch the light in this guy's eyes go out! 316 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,317 Shlub: I saw it, yes! Sweetheart! Yes! 317 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:44,255 Look at you! That's my girl! 318 00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:45,624 Newsie: Uh-oh, Shlub and Stupe 319 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,159 find it's harder than they thought. 320 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,667 Krapoplian army paying real price for this dumb idea! 321 00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:53,941 "Battle not so fun anymore," says source close to king! 322 00:10:53,942 --> 00:10:56,244 Medic: OK. Um, you're gonna feel a little sting 323 00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:59,135 because I'm placing your arm in this log full of fire ants. 324 00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:02,525 Stupendous: Aah! Uh! And this heals it? 325 00:11:02,526 --> 00:11:04,326 Medic: Well, that's what we're finding out. 326 00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:06,230 Shlub: Scott, I need your advice on something, 327 00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:08,002 and I need you to tell me the truth, 328 00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:11,141 and before you ask, this is one of those things I really mean, 329 00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:14,481 and so is what I'm saying right now about really meaning it. 330 00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:15,885 Scott: OK. 331 00:11:15,886 --> 00:11:17,788 Shlub: Was it irresponsible of me to drag this army 332 00:11:17,789 --> 00:11:20,661 into a protracted land war just for a drink? 333 00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,263 Scott: It was maybe a little- 334 00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:25,193 Shlub: Keep in mind that if you say it's irresponsible, 335 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,140 that means you're siding with Ty. 336 00:11:27,141 --> 00:11:29,009 Scott: It was a little irresponsible. 337 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,713 Shlub: So I should come clean about the boba thing? 338 00:11:30,714 --> 00:11:31,914 Scott: I think you gotta. 339 00:11:31,915 --> 00:11:33,786 Shlub: Damn you. Kill yourself. No. Don't. 340 00:11:33,787 --> 00:11:36,425 That was a joke, and me saying that is not a joke, 341 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:37,962 and neither is this. 342 00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:40,678 Stupendous, I think we have to call off the invasion. 343 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:41,903 Stupendous: What? Scott: Great idea. 344 00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:43,272 Shlub: Can I confess something? 345 00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:45,544 I only started this invasion to get a boba. 346 00:11:45,545 --> 00:11:47,146 Stupendous: Can I confess something? 347 00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:48,197 I don't care. 348 00:11:48,198 --> 00:11:49,718 I'm having the time of my life out here. 349 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,055 Shlub: Really? 350 00:11:51,056 --> 00:11:52,858 Stupendous: Yeah. I mean, you never come to my fights, 351 00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:54,128 and now look at us. 352 00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:56,097 I don't even care that we're in a quagmire 353 00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:59,505 as long as we're together, unless you think that's dumb. 354 00:11:59,605 --> 00:12:02,375 Shlub: No, it's not dumb. It's the noblest reason of all. 355 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:05,383 Do you know the ancient song "Cat's in the Cradle"? 356 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:06,720 Stupendous: No. 357 00:12:06,721 --> 00:12:08,188 Shlub: I don't either, but I can only assume 358 00:12:08,189 --> 00:12:10,359 it's about a cat who jumps into a cradle 359 00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:11,763 and steals a man's baby 360 00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:13,853 before he even gets a chance to know her 361 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,971 and the cat raises the baby as her own 362 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:19,111 and when the baby girl grows up, she doesn't even recognize 363 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:22,350 her own dad because she thinks she's a cat now 364 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,953 and when he goes to hug her, 365 00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,024 she instinctively tears his face off. 366 00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,329 Stupendous: That would be my guess, too. 367 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,764 Shlub: It's a cautionary tale, 368 00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:31,635 and I'm not gonna let that happen to us. 369 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:32,704 Stupendous: You mean it? 370 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,207 Shlub: Of course I mean it. 371 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,746 This war is completely worth doing because you deserve it. 372 00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:38,516 Scott: Couldn't you have father-daughter time 373 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:39,753 some other way? 374 00:12:39,853 --> 00:12:42,691 I mean, people are really getting hurt out there. 375 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,729 [Stupendous and Shlub laugh] 376 00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:46,833 Stupendous: What is he talking about? 377 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,371 Aphrodite: Anidi. 378 00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:50,707 Tyrannis: Anidi... 379 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,912 Broseidon: Iyaaaaam. 380 00:12:53,012 --> 00:12:54,916 Tyrannis: Iyaaaaam... 381 00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:58,523 Broseidon: Oh, there you go, bro. Now you're getting it. 382 00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,059 Apollo: Ha ha! 383 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,063 Oh, Broseidon, don't forget to teach him the choreography, too. 384 00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:04,902 Aphrodite: Oh, yeah. I wanna see full choreo with this thing. 385 00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:06,371 Hippocampus: Mom, this doesn't seem right. 386 00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:08,108 Did they just bring him here to humiliate him? 387 00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:10,813 Deliria: Absolutely. They don't give away god powers. 388 00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,349 He's here for their entertainment. 389 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,588 Hippocampus: That's cruel. You gotta tell him. 390 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:15,790 Deliria: Absolutely not. 391 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,393 He needs to learn this lesson for himself. 392 00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:18,996 Hippocampus: If you're not gonna tell him, I will. 393 00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,498 Deliria: You will do no such thing. 394 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,504 Hippocampus: Yes, I will... 395 00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:27,748 Hippocampus: right after this passes. 396 00:13:27,882 --> 00:13:29,952 [Lute music playing] 397 00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:32,524 Singer: ? The cat's in the cradle ? 398 00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:35,163 ? He's stealing the girl ? 399 00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:40,507 ? Raising her up like a cat in the world ? 400 00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:42,845 ? She never knew Daddy ? 401 00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:45,216 ? But she knows him now ? 402 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:49,659 ? And she's going to tear his face off ? 403 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,094 Stupendous: Victory! 404 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:55,704 Singer: ? She's gonna tear his whole damn face! ? 405 00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:58,175 Shlub: Hmm! 406 00:13:58,309 --> 00:13:59,912 Victory! 407 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,450 I drink your boba. 408 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,855 [Slurping] 409 00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:09,264 Stupendous: Dad! Look out! 410 00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:16,077 Ohhhhh... 411 00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:17,881 Uh! 412 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:25,129 Shlub: Stu...pen...dous! 413 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:28,068 Did you always have that arrow there? 414 00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:32,457 Sludge Monster: Well, well, well. 415 00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:35,216 Looks like your daughter's not gonna make it. 416 00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:36,752 Shlub: Shut up, you smelly balloon. 417 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:38,155 Stupendous: Yeah, shut up! 418 00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:39,625 Sludge Monster: You wanna know what brought your father 419 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:40,676 all this way? 420 00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,130 It was for a drink. 421 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,601 Stupendous: I already know that. I'm fine with it. 422 00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,172 I had fun. We bonded. 423 00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:48,408 Sludge Monster: Is everyone catching the tragedy here? 424 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,219 Guy who never thinks of anyone else 425 00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:52,818 gives up his own daughter for a drink, 426 00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:55,490 a daughter so blinded by this sociopath 427 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,126 she dies for him. 428 00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,263 Stupendous: I did what I did, and I'd do it again. 429 00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:01,770 Shlub: Stupendous, that's lovely of you to say, 430 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:04,007 but I can't let it end like this. 431 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:07,649 Wait! I've heard monster blood can save cyclopses. 432 00:15:07,749 --> 00:15:10,019 Mm-nngh! 433 00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,157 [Stupendous sucking] 434 00:15:12,158 --> 00:15:13,826 Shlub: Scott, why are you looking away? 435 00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,798 Scott: I don't know. It seems weird. 436 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:17,633 Shlub: There's nothing weird about it. 437 00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:18,769 Is anything happening? 438 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,106 Stupendous: No. 439 00:15:20,107 --> 00:15:21,909 Shlub: Right, so the monster blood thing was a myth. 440 00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,011 Sludge Monster: Our doctors could save her. 441 00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:24,247 Shlub: They could? 442 00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,816 Ours haven't progressed past fire ants. 443 00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:27,521 Medic: Wow. Say it to my face, dude. 444 00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:29,624 Sludge Monster: We're an advanced civilization. 445 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,328 We made a smoothie chewable! 446 00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:32,997 We could save her life right now. 447 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,269 All you have to do is say, "Thank you." 448 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:36,872 Shlub: Well, that's easy. Thank- 449 00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:38,374 Stupendous: Wait! Dad, don't! 450 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,425 Shlub: What? 451 00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:40,813 Stupendous: This guy's an absolute turd! 452 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,116 You know what? 453 00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:44,320 People like you are the reason people love my dad. 454 00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,659 He lives for the moment, and he doesn't like rules. 455 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,198 That's why everyone wants to hang out with him, 456 00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:52,805 and that's why I wanted to invade your country with him. 457 00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:55,911 Dad, never apologize for being you. 458 00:15:56,011 --> 00:15:57,113 Just let me die. 459 00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:59,251 Don't give this guy the satisfaction. 460 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:02,056 Huh! No! That's dumb! Say, "Thank you"! 461 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:05,698 Shlub: Thank you! Thank you! For the love of god, thank you! 462 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,602 ? 463 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,839 Tyrannis: Iyaaam... 464 00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,710 anidi... 465 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:14,247 otloo... 466 00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:15,517 zer. 467 00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:17,755 [Stifled laughter] 468 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,391 Tyrannis: Iyaam... 469 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,795 anidi... 470 00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:22,430 otloo... 471 00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:23,634 zer. 472 00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,804 [Laughter] 473 00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:29,912 Broseidon: Uh, keep going. Keep going. They're excited. 474 00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,883 Aphrodite: Bigger choreo! 475 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:34,622 Tyrannis: Iyaam anidiot loser. 476 00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:36,191 Oh. This is a setup, isn't it? 477 00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:38,974 Broseidon: What? Nah, bro. It's just a little hazing. 478 00:16:38,975 --> 00:16:41,066 Tyrannis: So I am getting my special power? 479 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,938 Broseidon: Absolutely! 480 00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:45,510 But first, you gotta drink from this chalice! 481 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,413 Gods: Chalice! Chalice! 482 00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:49,084 Chalice! Chalice! 483 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,420 Chalice! Chalice! 484 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,925 Hippocampus: We gotta get him outta here... 485 00:16:53,058 --> 00:16:54,595 [Gulp] 486 00:16:54,696 --> 00:16:56,264 at-at some point. 487 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,967 Tyrannis: I know this is a joke. There's no super power. 488 00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,405 Broseidon: You don't know that! Drink it! Drink the wine! 489 00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:03,713 Tyrannis: This is dumb. I'm really being played here. 490 00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:05,951 Maybe not, though? 491 00:17:05,952 --> 00:17:07,052 [Slurp] 492 00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:08,422 OK. That's spit. 493 00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:12,363 Broseidon: Who's to say god spit isn't the magic ingredient? 494 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,498 Tyrannis: Is it? 495 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,336 Broseidon: Well, you tell me, 496 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:20,279 because I now grant you the demigod power of... 497 00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:21,883 flight! 498 00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:24,555 Go ahead. Try it out. 499 00:17:24,656 --> 00:17:25,857 Tyrannis: Yah! Oh! 500 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:29,364 Broseidon: I present to you Tyrannis- 501 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:34,475 an idiot loser who thought he didn't have to pay me a tribute. 502 00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:36,211 [Booing] 503 00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,316 Deliria: Ty, it's me. 504 00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:39,984 Tyrannis: Mom, you knew this was a setup, 505 00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:41,254 and you still let it happen? 506 00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:42,489 Deliria: I thought about warning you, 507 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,094 but you were being such a pain, 508 00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:46,096 I decided to let you learn the lesson for yourself. 509 00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:47,199 Tyrannis: What lesson? 510 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,770 Deliria: Never trust gods. 511 00:17:48,771 --> 00:17:51,040 Tyrannis: I just wanted a special power so badly. 512 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,677 I admit it, I want to feel special. 513 00:17:52,678 --> 00:17:54,614 Deliria: I'm going to give you your special power right now. 514 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:59,157 Stand up and look at them calmly like you don't care. 515 00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,967 Broseidon: Hey, wait. I just humiliated you. 516 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,117 Look more hurt! 517 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,705 Aphrodite: Come on! You lost! 518 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,407 Apollo: What the hell is this? What are you doing? 519 00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:10,612 Aphrodite: It's like he doesn't care about us. 520 00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:13,754 Broseidon: Stop not caring! You're ruining it! 521 00:18:13,755 --> 00:18:15,488 Deliria: Feels good, doesn't it? 522 00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:17,492 Tyrannis: Would feel a little better if I had an actual power. 523 00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:20,065 Deliria: All right, but I'm only going to do this once. 524 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,470 Point at something. 525 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,245 Apollo: What? 526 00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:28,850 Deliria: Come on. Let's get out of here. 527 00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:31,589 Hippocampus: Yah! 528 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,059 Sludge Monster: I'm glad you finally learned your lesson. 529 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,529 Shlub: You're a strange, sad man, 530 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,433 but to thank you for saving my daughter's life, 531 00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,404 I give you all your land back. 532 00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:41,240 Sludge Monster: I'm afraid it's not that simple. 533 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,410 Shlub: Why not? 534 00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:44,013 Sludge Monster: Because you beat me. 535 00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:45,683 Monster code number four clearly states, 536 00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:48,121 "Monster beat monster, monster stay win." 537 00:18:48,122 --> 00:18:50,660 Shlub: So I literally cannot give you your land back? 538 00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,351 Sludge Monster: The code says no. 539 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,967 Shlub: What if you win it back? 540 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,536 Sludge Monster: That I'll allow. 541 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:57,405 Stupendous: Dad, I'm not so sure we're gonna be able 542 00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:59,377 to convince my army to lose on purpose. 543 00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:02,349 Shlub: Shouldn't be that hard. It's the same basic formula. 544 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,553 We gather on this field 545 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:06,225 to lose every bit of ground we just won. 546 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,396 Man: Uh... Different man: Wait. Lose? 547 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:11,067 Shlub: But I'm not asking you to lose for me. 548 00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,540 I'm asking you to lose for freedom! 549 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,009 [Cheering] 550 00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:17,681 Shlub: Our enemies don't want us to lose. 551 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,552 They think we can't lose. 552 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:20,754 [Booing] 553 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,792 Shlub: But I believe in you, and I know 554 00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,452 that when we freedom together, 555 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:28,035 we freedom for the freedom of freedom! 556 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,239 [Cheering] 557 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,180 Man: Let's do it! Freedom, love you! 558 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,449 Newsie: Extra, extra! 559 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,555 Krapopolis army getting ass kicked. 560 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:40,627 Krapopolis conquers Boba, then loses it! 561 00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:43,098 Stupendous almost dies in battle! 562 00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:45,469 Has to get saved by enemy doctor. 563 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:48,977 Father-daughter outing kills thousands for nothing. 564 00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:50,397 Stupendous: Aw, crap, Dad. 565 00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,818 How do we keep Ty from finding out about this? 566 00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:54,354 It's on all the vases! 567 00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:56,892 Shlub: Oh, he can't find out. He'll lord it over us forever. 568 00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,762 Stupendous: We need something to knock this story 569 00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:01,001 off the vases before he gets back. 570 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,305 It's gotta be a huge news story. 571 00:20:03,306 --> 00:20:05,341 Shlub: Scott, I have an order for you, 572 00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:07,392 and it's going to sound a lot like a joke, 573 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,384 but I swear to you, it's not. 574 00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:12,023 Newsie: Extra, extra! Read all about it! 575 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,227 King's assistant dresses up as gorilla 576 00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:16,698 and starts throwing his feces everywhere, shouting, 577 00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:19,403 "I am gorilla boy! Gorilla boy need wife!" 578 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,360 and then insists on getting married to another gorilla! 579 00:20:22,361 --> 00:20:24,279 Tyrannis: Sounds like I've missed some news. 580 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,684 Shlub: It was a crazy week. 581 00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:27,520 Tyrannis: It's harder to run a city than you think, isn't it? 582 00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:29,625 Shlub: So true. And what have you been up to? 583 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,496 Tyrannis: I had my demigod ceremony. 584 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,864 Shlub: I'm sorry I missed it. 585 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,335 Tyrannis: Yes. You would have loved it. 586 00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,878 Oh, hey, Scott. Congratulations. 587 00:20:39,978 --> 00:20:41,749 Scott: Hey. 588 00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:54,575 [Slurping] 589 00:20:54,576 --> 00:20:57,680 Stupendous: I don't know. The bubble things are annoying. 590 00:20:57,681 --> 00:20:59,518 Shlub: The bubble things are the whole point! 591 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,320 Stupendous: Can I get one without bubbles? 592 00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:02,524 Shlub: That's just a smoothie. 593 00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:04,025 Stupendous: I love smoothies. 594 00:21:04,026 --> 00:21:06,130 Shlub: So does everyone, but this takes them up a notch. 595 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,705 Stupendous: I think it takes them down, several notches. 596 00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:10,941 [Slurp] 597 00:21:10,942 --> 00:21:13,244 I just keep worrying it's gonna get caught in my throat. 598 00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:15,617 Shlub: What a stupid thing to- 599 00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:16,820 Haagh! 600 00:21:16,821 --> 00:21:17,887 [Coughs] 601 00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:20,292 Haagh! Hwagh! 602 00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:22,030 [Gagging] 603 00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,867 Stupendous: Hup! Hup! Hup! 604 00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:25,236 Shlub: Ohh...uhh... 605 00:21:25,237 --> 00:21:27,306 Stupendous: I call that the Stupe Maneuver. 606 00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:30,279 At half-strength, it saves lives! 607 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,690 Dan Harmon: Did you get any of that? 608 00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,792 Voice: Bento. 609 00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:41,392 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0